seasonal monsters

Presenting to you, the Tricky Monsters feeling extremely seasonal [with pumpkins!]

WINDOWS

This, is the window which didn't look at anything in particular

 You might have noticed that I spelt 'windows' in capitals, this is because they're very important windows. Just wait and see.

this is the window became two windows when
they put a bit stone down the middle

this is the window which was way too high up for any one
to look through

this is the window that should
be classed as lots of little
windows

this is the window that is
technically a door

this is the window that is going to topple over
if you're not careful anoght

this is the window that isn't a window anymore
because it HAS toppled over.

this is the window that has been on a diet

these are the windows that look a bit scary

and these are the windows that all look very similar

Is anywhere safe?

We interrupted this blog-post with some breaking news! Nowhere is safe from tricky monsters! They are everywhere, invading social media and fast food restaurants alike. Keep an eye out for them, or else you might be next! In the mean time, let's just look at some pretty pictures instead.

this is a very well camouflaged
insect.

what kind of tree is this?

spot the butterfly. it is in there.
somewhere.

pay no ateention to this one, it isn't really an animal.

help! It's the invasion of the giant bunnies!

Help! We're being invaded! There's nowhere to hide!
And they've just nicked all the french fries!

Brumm Brumms, by the Monsters

Hello yet again folks! who would have thought that it could be so easy to get old big nose out of the way? [we've given him the unsolvable crossword! if it helps any,it's unsolvable because it doesn't have a solution!]So now we present to you a list of cars that we should defiantly own by now.

Is this technically a brumm brumm or a chug chug?

Hello you lot. Uh-oh! big nose has solved the unsolvable cross word puzzle! Yes, i did it by miss-spelling "rubber ducky" so what are you lot up to? Uh-oh.

Trees, and no sign of tricky monsters

I have just gone and fitted a new security alarm, so now there should be no interruptions from those naughty little monsters. That's the idea anyway.

Ba-wah! Ba-wah! Help! the tricky monsters are invading!
Hello everyone! How did you lot get this picture in?
We very sneakily and skillfully hacked the
computer and... You got the password buy guessing
didn't you. Yes.

castles: by the monsters.

 Hello everyone! Old big nose is currently occupied, so we thought that we would help out. So here is all of the most famous spots in Tricky Monster Castle!

This the very window that
Lord Monster himself
looked out of. Yes, both
of them.

And this is the window designed by
some annoying little so-and-so.

And this is the window through which his
Lordship kicked a pigs' bladder
[see: medieval football.]when he was 8

And this is the doorway
that no-one really noticed.

And this, is the window that his
Lordship lost when gambling.
[they couldn't find it anywhere!

And this, is the room that
would look a lot
darker without a window

And this, is the dome that Lord Monster
happened to look up at once.

And this, is the window
that could do with a
better view.

And this, is the window
that his Lordship
opened when it got a
bit stuffy once.

And this, is the pointy thing
that Lord Monster said needed
cleaning.

And this, is the big drop
that gave his Lordship
vertigo.

And this, is the naughty
step that his Lordship sent
peasants to when they tried
to start a revolution.

And this, is the gateway that could do with
a lick of paint

And finely, this is the
door that no-one has
opened for ages. And this
the very grumpy person who has
just escaped from the cement! Oh-no!
Big nose is back!